shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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