if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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