I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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