hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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