Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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