We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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