The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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