Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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