Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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