There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I don't think brook has ever known best
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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