therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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