do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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