Whod you bang
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
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