Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
