So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize