Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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