we're blogging at a bar
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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