That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
porn star boner night. come get it.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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