Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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