just come out here and I will go home with you...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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