the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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