I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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