i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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