Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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