I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
