I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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