At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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