Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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