So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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