I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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