North Korea, Best Korea!
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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