There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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