ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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