I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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