Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm passing your future prison.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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