I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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