i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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