I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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