So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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