So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
