If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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