READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
only you would photoshop your dick
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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