I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Randomize
