no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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