She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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