What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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