what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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