Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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