You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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