Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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