yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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