***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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