absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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