its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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