Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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